Curse

StormDragonZ · Mar 21, 2008, 10:30 PM // 22:30

My favorite quote spoken by an NPC is when General Kahyet in Nightfall speaks what the thread title says at the end of the mission Blacktide Den. I just have to laugh whenever I hear it.

What's your favorite NPC quote from any of the Guild Wars games?

Adam of Tyria · Mar 21, 2008, 10:33 PM // 22:33

"Kiiiiillroooooy Stooooonekiiiiin!!"

_June · Mar 21, 2008, 10:34 PM // 22:34

Any of the ones that are in the area after you beat eye of the north, they are really funny.

Boris De Pig · Mar 21, 2008, 10:37 PM // 22:37

'Beware the HARvest CEREmony' from the crazy fortune teller that smokes 60 a day along with drinking a bottle of whiskey. In fact, all the conversations between her and Shiro just make me laugh every time I see them.

Talarian · Mar 21, 2008, 10:37 PM // 22:37

I find most of the things Olias says are more disturbing than funny...

Fluffy Butt · Mar 21, 2008, 10:39 PM // 22:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adam of Tyria

"Kiiiiillroooooy Stooooonekiiiiin!!"

I dare people in Ice Caves of Sorrow to charge at the Mursaat and shout LEEEEROOOOY JIIIIKEEEEENS and we stand there and watch him/her die. So funny. (Of course we rez)

Shuuda · Mar 21, 2008, 10:41 PM // 22:41

"#$%#!!"

Cry Of Frustration for the win.

upier · Mar 21, 2008, 10:47 PM // 22:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adam of Tyria

"Kiiiiillroooooy Stooooonekiiiiin!!"

I am loving the Punch-Out lines.
"Holy frozen beards, that's Kilroy Stonekin!"
"Kilroy Stonekin! I still owe him money! Make a run for it!"
"Mahgma says, "Knock you out!""

Those always crack me up!

But of course Lukas and Cynn always take the cake:
Lukas:
"Sometimes I amaze even myself!"
"I'm really left handed!"
"You should see how they treat me back home. I don't really like to brag about it, but I am something of a hero. People know me."

Cynn:
"You hate me? I'll hate you right back!"
"You got my dress dirty, now you pay."
"Stupidity in battle is rewarded by two things: pain, and then, no pain."
And of course her dialogue in The Ascalon Settlement. LOVE LOVE LOVE that quest!

Kusandaa · Mar 21, 2008, 11:16 PM // 23:16

Dunham: "I think that plant just licked its lips." I about rolled on the floor when I first saw that one.

Vekk: "... and I'm all out of mossgum". I NEVER catch what he says before, but that cracks me up so much...

Death By Ketchup · Mar 21, 2008, 11:19 PM // 23:19

"cry me a river,child of agnst"
Olias is love.

Tyla · Mar 21, 2008, 11:21 PM // 23:21

"Balthazar Blasted Drakes on this Balthazar Blasted Plain!"
Can't remember it completely, sorry.

And remember, kids, Koss is a famous actor!

tmr819 · Mar 21, 2008, 11:21 PM // 23:21

I like Vekk's line: "I've been thinking about the Charr. I think they can be domesticated."

Kyomi Tachibana · Mar 21, 2008, 11:32 PM // 23:32

"I've asked Grenth. He says he can get me out of this. The rest of you are pretty much shafted."

"Death is no excuse for laziness. Fight!"

"Now where did I leave that corpsicle?"

Eve, ftw.

"The Sunspears have a twelve-step program. Step one, a whole lot of pain. Step two, some misery. Step three, no sleep. It sort of goes downhill from there."

Also gotta love Herta.

Gin Cometh · Mar 21, 2008, 11:34 PM // 23:34

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Originally Posted by StormDragonZ

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Not to be knit picking but dosent she say "Feast" on your eyes.

MrGuildBoi · Mar 21, 2008, 11:36 PM // 23:36

"Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
-Vekk

Solas · Mar 21, 2008, 11:40 PM // 23:40

"Luckily for you Scars are sexy"
-Livia

or somthing to that effect, from memory:P

1 up and 2 down · Mar 21, 2008, 11:59 PM // 23:59

I like these ones...

Cynn:
"You're lucky to have someone as attractive as me trying to kill you."
"This is definitely going to hurt you more than me."
"You burn, you learn!"

Herta:
"No, don't heal me, just let me die. I'm halfway there already so it would be a shame to waste the effort."
"The Sunspears have a twelve-step program. Step one, a whole lot of pain. Step two, some misery. Step three, no sleep. It sort of goes downhill from there."
"I've killed more men than I've dated. Is that a character flaw?"
"You know, this hero stuff isn't that bad after all. Some would even say it builds character."
"Yup. You tried to hit me, and failed miserably. The lesson here is: never try."
""Join the Sunspears," they said. "See exotic lands, meet new and interesting people... and kill them." That's what sold me."

Eve:
"Dead bodies stay fresh longer when they're frozen. Ever been to the Shiverpeaks? Care to visit?"
"I should take up a hobby to keep my hands busy during rest periods. What do you think of taxidermy?"
"Why do people view Necromancers as unclean? I mean, really, do you want dead bodies lying around all the time? We provide a valuable community service."
"Does the word "minion" sound evil? I'm okay with that."
"A Necromancer a day keeps the living away."

Red Robed Warrior · Mar 22, 2008, 12:16 AM // 00:16

Vekk
"Are you stupid, or just ugly?"
Koss
"look im fighting alone here"(norn fighting tourny)
and of course Melonni
"Im always right,when am i ever wrong"(cinematic)

also im free whenever so if ya need any help on NF, Profecies or Eye of the North just ping my in game av(avatar)
Red Robed Warrior
Red Robed Paragon PS usually on 1 of those 2 ^^

~ Dan ~ · Mar 22, 2008, 12:23 AM // 00:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shuuda

"#$%#!!"

Cry Of Frustration for the win.

Indeed. Screw the filter imo, lets hear what that monster really wanted to say.

StormDragonZ · Mar 22, 2008, 12:24 AM // 00:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gin Cometh

Not to be knit picking but dosent she say "Feast" on your eyes.

Varesh says Feast at the end of Consolate Docks. Kahyet says Eat.